My new life
Hullo
Now I am officialy allowed to buy spirits in Finland.
To be honest, though, as I am writing this there are still about seven hours before it has been exactly 20 years, since I came to darken the light of this world.
To celebrate this gruesome violation of righteousness which is my continued existence, I've decided to begin a new chapter in this existence of mine (although sentience probably didn't come right away, and the memories of my early consciousness are very dim or have faded out completely, so my existence as a being at least partially responsible for himself is a bit shorter, so maybe I should wait for some years before making any twentieth anniversary -resolutions in this context :P).
Be things as they may, I now have set my heart, brains and body to work on a mission intended to change the whole of me into something much grander, and from the moment of the completion of my transformation on, what I have become shall be known as my good twin.
For in every possible aspect shall he be my physical, emotional, intellectual and moral superior...
He will have an unerring sense of time, and shall always be on time. He shall never be slack, never slooch or in any way be or seem to be lazy, but complete and surpass his missions and duties, be they set by others, himself, or fate.
He will always be in the right mood and mindset for every situation and behave as required.
He shall be interesting, entertaining and funny if it is proper and people will always feel at ease around him.
He will find not only one, but a multitude of purposes for his life, which he shall then pursue whole-heartedly until their completion and he shall be succesfull, but will also find a new purpose for each not valid anymore. He will never despair with life, the universe and everything, and will never get bored. His pursuits in life shall be interesting, benevolent and educating and shall aid in the development and growth of himself and everyone else, yes, the whole of humanity and the world.
He will know right from wrong, unerringly, and thus judge and correct, but with a heart full of goodwill and love for all that which is, was, will be, might be or might have been.
He will practise all disciplines of art and science to his full ability, which shall not be inconsiderable.
He shall train these disciplines, work out, do sports and meditate to keep body and mind fit, and to not fail anybody in need of help of any kind.
He shall appreciate all the beauty of what is, be it natural or man-made, as real as the fatalism of the universe or as insubstantial as the dream of some mythical creature never born.
He shall be as modest, virtuous and continent of heart and mind as is proper, and the sight of him shall lift the spirit of the most miserable and hateful of creatures, so that they might yet find hope.
He shall welcome me to hell.
And I shall enjoy:
Pain of Salvation - Fandango
Now I am officialy allowed to buy spirits in Finland.
To be honest, though, as I am writing this there are still about seven hours before it has been exactly 20 years, since I came to darken the light of this world.
To celebrate this gruesome violation of righteousness which is my continued existence, I've decided to begin a new chapter in this existence of mine (although sentience probably didn't come right away, and the memories of my early consciousness are very dim or have faded out completely, so my existence as a being at least partially responsible for himself is a bit shorter, so maybe I should wait for some years before making any twentieth anniversary -resolutions in this context :P).
Be things as they may, I now have set my heart, brains and body to work on a mission intended to change the whole of me into something much grander, and from the moment of the completion of my transformation on, what I have become shall be known as my good twin.
For in every possible aspect shall he be my physical, emotional, intellectual and moral superior...
He will have an unerring sense of time, and shall always be on time. He shall never be slack, never slooch or in any way be or seem to be lazy, but complete and surpass his missions and duties, be they set by others, himself, or fate.
He will always be in the right mood and mindset for every situation and behave as required.
He shall be interesting, entertaining and funny if it is proper and people will always feel at ease around him.
He will find not only one, but a multitude of purposes for his life, which he shall then pursue whole-heartedly until their completion and he shall be succesfull, but will also find a new purpose for each not valid anymore. He will never despair with life, the universe and everything, and will never get bored. His pursuits in life shall be interesting, benevolent and educating and shall aid in the development and growth of himself and everyone else, yes, the whole of humanity and the world.
He will know right from wrong, unerringly, and thus judge and correct, but with a heart full of goodwill and love for all that which is, was, will be, might be or might have been.
He will practise all disciplines of art and science to his full ability, which shall not be inconsiderable.
He shall train these disciplines, work out, do sports and meditate to keep body and mind fit, and to not fail anybody in need of help of any kind.
He shall appreciate all the beauty of what is, be it natural or man-made, as real as the fatalism of the universe or as insubstantial as the dream of some mythical creature never born.
He shall be as modest, virtuous and continent of heart and mind as is proper, and the sight of him shall lift the spirit of the most miserable and hateful of creatures, so that they might yet find hope.
He shall welcome me to hell.
And I shall enjoy:
Pain of Salvation - Fandango
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hey good luck with that...
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